Thursday, July 14, 2016

Vocabulary of a One-Year-Old

A vocabulary test on arealme.com (<-- careful) has been burning up Facebook the last couple of days. It's multiple choice, but I tried to find answers that maybe revealed some humanity or suggested larger ideas. It makes me seem really smart, so hopefully that means I win. We'll call this a poem.

synonyms

love :: life
much :: deal
child :: forget
large :: faded
deal :: plea
companion :: fool
trash :: crack
above :: work
specify :: assail
fall :: succeed
fly :: drink
spade :: needle
done :: squeaked
beg :: recant
lax :: neurotic
quash :: enumerate
minor :: crude
drab :: admissible
related :: alien
annoying :: clicker
incipient :: capricious
widow :: fiend
omen :: demand
querulous :: fractious
hightail :: surmise
gargantuan :: promiscuous

antonyms

tell :: old
yep :: yes
try :: come
unable :: active
dangerous :: sadness
obey :: distant
punish :: narrow
break :: separate
standard :: normal
nasty :: foul
extortion :: compensate
inept :: acquiesce
aerate :: adamant
sluggish :: alienate
aver :: avulse
current :: catalyst
inimical :: amorphous
buoyant :: aggrieved
physicist :: apologist
yoke :: avarice
provoker :: alacrity
apocrypha :: altruism
needy :: affinity
inveigled :: baneful

Patrick McCurry, 2016